Extreme Web Promotion Ideas

You need to obtain a memorable URL, publish your contents and promote the address in your town, country or the entire world.

Ideas:

- get a tattoo in hour forehead
- carve your URL in your shoes sole, for track imprinting
- name your son as the main domain, like False-News Smith. Did you know that Paris Hilton is a promoter for the big hotel in France?
- change your lastname to your URL
- paint your URL in big letters in your car
- use your URL as name in forums, and publish controversial statements. I do it as DomainGrower and others.
- get naked in a busy street corner, and promote the URL painted in your skin. If you are old and wrinkled, hire a young, ambitious model.



- rubber stamp your URL in the public ad spaces in your city. Choose a good spot, like the cheek of a model.
- choose a calling logo
- create strange images, like an invented animal of a paste-up of two popular faces



- write a book with the URL as a name. Find a clever subtitle to explain what is the book about. If you cannot write a book, buy the manuscript from some starving artist or ghost writer like me.
- invent a game
- get a weird pet. If you can get a Komodo Dragon, fine. Otherwise a cat will have to do. Name it as your URL. Lose it. Ask in every Lost and Found forum for your lost pet. Some TV shows also have a free space for that. Provide your email in the form: Desperate@false-news.com or whatever your URL is.
- write a book with the URL as a name. Find a clever subtitle to explain what is the book about. If you cannot write a book, buy the manuscript from some starving artist or ghost writer like me.