Viola a una anciana, se queda dormido y lo atrapan
El hecho ocurrió en el barrio Libertad, Mar del Plata, Pcia. de Buenos Aires, donde un ladrón irrumpió en la casa de una jubilada de 86 años, sorprendida en plena madrugada mientras descansaba.
La anciana fue atacada a golpes y violada, y por el hecho fue detenido un hombre de 40, que fue atrapado porque se quedó dormido en la cama de la víctima.
Fuentes policiales informaron hoy a Télam que el hecho sucedió ayer a la madrugada en una casa situada en la calle Chacabuco, donde la anciana descansaba sola.
Un delincuente logró ingresar a la vivienda y sorprender a la mujer, a quien golpeó en el rostro y la cabeza, y luego violó en reiteradas oportunidades, detallaron las fuentes.
Los voceros explicaron que en el lapso que transcurrió entre cada abuso al que sometió a la anciana, el agresor preparó varios bultos con elementos de valor para robar de la casa.
Pero, tras el último ataque, el delincuente se quedó dormido en la cama de la víctima, quien aprovechó para llamar a un familiar, que alertó a su vez a la Policía.
Efectivos de la seccional sexta de Mar del Plata acudieron al domicilio de la anciana y sorprendieron al delincuente, que quedó detenido y fue trasladado a la dependencia policial, a disposición de la Fiscalía de Flagrancia, acusado de "tentativa de robo y violación".
La anciana, que presentaba golpes en el rostro y un estado de conmoción agudo, fue trasladada en una ambulancia a un centro asistencial, donde permanecía internada en observación.
Al revisar la vivienda de la mujer, el personal policial halló varios elementos que el agresor había preparado para robar y que había dejado envueltos en una frazada.
ESTO NO ES UNA FALSA NOTICIA, ESTÁ ACÁ PORQUE PARECE IMPOSIBLE, PERO ES CIERTA.
Fuente: Télam
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
Michael Jackson died of…
Michael Jackson died of drug intoxication yesterday.
Michael Jackson died yesterday in L.A. of cardiac arrest at only 50, had several health problems, none of them very serious. We will know the results of the autopsy probably in a week or two. In the meantime, I suggest that he died as a result of a drug cocktail intoxication.
He had vitiligo, a defective production of melanin by the deep skin cells. Vitiligo is not serious, but has strong psychological impact. Michael tried all kind of medications, like monobenzone, psoralen and others which could be toxic.
He underwent too numerous plastic surgeries, mainly rhinoplasty, chin implant and skin peelings.
It was rumored that Jackson suffered from systemic lupus, cystic fibrosis and skin cancer. AIDS is also a possibility considering his high-risk behaviors.
Several times he postponed concerts because of dehydration or low blood pressure.
While performing, he had a broken vertebra and a leg, which induced him to have painkillers.
Having an addiction to prescription painkillers, it is likely that an overdose caused the cardiac arrest.
Recently, Jackson's "official and sole spokesperson", Dr. Tohme Tohme, said the following: "Mr. Jackson is in fine health", and we accussed an author of wanting to promote a book on a suppossed Jackson illness.
Michael Jackson died yesterday in L.A. of cardiac arrest at only 50, had several health problems, none of them very serious. We will know the results of the autopsy probably in a week or two. In the meantime, I suggest that he died as a result of a drug cocktail intoxication.
He had vitiligo, a defective production of melanin by the deep skin cells. Vitiligo is not serious, but has strong psychological impact. Michael tried all kind of medications, like monobenzone, psoralen and others which could be toxic.
He underwent too numerous plastic surgeries, mainly rhinoplasty, chin implant and skin peelings.
It was rumored that Jackson suffered from systemic lupus, cystic fibrosis and skin cancer. AIDS is also a possibility considering his high-risk behaviors.
Several times he postponed concerts because of dehydration or low blood pressure.
While performing, he had a broken vertebra and a leg, which induced him to have painkillers.
Having an addiction to prescription painkillers, it is likely that an overdose caused the cardiac arrest.
Recently, Jackson's "official and sole spokesperson", Dr. Tohme Tohme, said the following: "Mr. Jackson is in fine health", and we accussed an author of wanting to promote a book on a suppossed Jackson illness.
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Garbage used to fill up the costline and create new land
Large cities like mine (Buenos Aires) have two problems: an excess of garbage, and a shortage of space.
The solution would be to use the garbage to earn land space from the sea. (or river, in this case). I do not suggest that the garbage is thrown like it is. It should be compacted and covered with cement, to construct large blocks. Those blocks can be used to create new space within the water, useful for parks, airports or commercial building.
What is wrong with the idea? For now, it is only False News.
The solution would be to use the garbage to earn land space from the sea. (or river, in this case). I do not suggest that the garbage is thrown like it is. It should be compacted and covered with cement, to construct large blocks. Those blocks can be used to create new space within the water, useful for parks, airports or commercial building.
What is wrong with the idea? For now, it is only False News.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
New writer here at FalseNews.com
We are interviewing new female writers for this blog, and the selected one will be creating many interesting, surprising, useless and false news.

These are our current candidates:
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Appartently some of them even know how to put 3 words together.
This news, as all here, is false, but it is worth looking at.
Actually, the girls are supposedly hookers working in my city. The problem is that some of those adult dating sites are known for publishing false photos. Once the client entered the office, he is offered something else (even an ugly, fat, tooth-less granma) but most of them are in no condition to reject the offer. And they can bargain for a discount.
Anyway, if some of these girls is really available I will hire her as a photo model for my intelectual readers...
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Naked News Anchor for Diggers

Recently a Russian news show surprised the world with attractive women taking out their clothes as the news approached its end. Suddenly, every guy was interested in knowing the end of the most irrelevant stories, like a lost cat in Beluchistan or a new statue erected (or destroyed) in Vladivostok.
The example was soon followed by news anchor in other TV stations around the world, with or without 'glasnost'.
Thus, it should not be a surprise the announce by Theresa Lyon, newbie Digger, about her taking out her clothes and show pieces of her anatomy as her news gets digged.
Theresa, pictured above, is a 21-y.o. from Albany, NY, who studies and waits tables in a local fast-food. She offered this increasingly hot scheme:
- miniskirt with 5 diggs
- 2 more bath suit photos with 10 diggs
- a small piece of skin with 20 diggs and 5 fans
- naked from waist up with 30 diggs and 10 fans
- naked to the waist, starting in both ends, with 40 diggs and 20 fans
- very bold photo #1, with 60 diggs and 30 fans
- very bold photo #2, with 80 diggs and 40 fans
As a scheme to get to Digg front page it seems quite original.
You will soon see here if it works or not.

Thanks Theresa for your deep insight into Digg ultra-secret algorithm...
Digg/strip her at: http://phonynews.blogspot.com/2007/11/naked-news-anchor-for-diggers.html
Etiquetas:
bold girl,
hot chick,
naked picture,
naked woman
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Tree man from the Hobbit reported alive

Old Man Willow, a tree man in The Hobbit, was not only a myth. A guy in Indonesia, pictured here, suffers from a strange condition that resembles the fictional character. Doctors asume he has warts caused by Human Papiloma Virus, the same agent that commonly infects the female cervix and could cause cancer.
The virus is not treatable by current antiviral drugs, at least in every case.
Vitamin A could be helpful in cases such as this, but there is no guarrantee of success. The reason for this extreme infection could be a weak immune system or a very aggressive viral strain, or both.
This person, named Dede, used to be part of a freak show in Bandung, Indonesia, in order to earn some money, but now he is in a hospital. The doctors made no promises...
Sunday, November 11, 2007
4 armed/4 legged Indian Girl had a 22-year old brother who succeeded in soccer
4 legs, 4 arms can be very useful in sports, as demonstrated by these photos of an Indian girl and his elder brother.
The girl went to surgery with good prognosis. The brother wants her sister left arm transplanted into his chest, for better aiming.


Indian young girl born with 4 arms and 4 legs undergoes surgery
Revered near some in her village at BANGALORE, India, as possible reincarnation of a Hindu goddess, a 2-year-old girl born with four arms and four legs was undergoing surgery Tuesday trying to leave her with a common physique.
The damsel denominated Lakshmi is joined to a "parasitic double" that stopped developing in the mother's womb. The surviving fetus fascinated the limbs, kidneys and extra frame capabilities of the latent fetus.
A crew of 30 doctors was removing the add-on limbs and organs, surgery that granting booming would award her a useful odds to live elapsed youthfullness. They occupy by now disconnected the fused spines and the closest gait option live befall to delete the ancillary limbs and the rest of the "parasite," said Dr. Patil, the orthopedic surgeon foremost the exercise.
"When of at once, the baby has been responding very well," Patil said assorted hours into the motion.
Children born with deformities in seriously customary Arcadian capabilities of India, like the far-off village in the northern state of Bihar that Lakshmi hails from, are many a time viewed while in the manner tha reincarnated gods. The immature daughter is no changed — she is dubbed after the four-armed Hindu goddess of capital, and her parents state that some in her village exalt her.
Others sought to produce bread from Lakshmi. Her parents kept her in hidding after a circus apparently tried to purchase her.
The complications for Lakshmi's surgery are innumerable: The two spines are merged, she has four kidneys, entangled nerves, two inside cavities and two chest cavities. She cannot mount up or go.
"It's a considerable company exertion of a portion of experienced surgeons who option live befall putting their inclination and mind into solving the enigma of Lakshmi," Patil said earlier in the twenty-four hours. "It's going to grip divers, frequent hours on a continuous foundation to go on the ant. So, these issues clearly assemble it Daedalian."
Patil assign the hazard of losing Lakshmi in the middle of 20 and 25 percent. Doctors own said the first-rate action rundown after the surgery is that she discretion go and charge while in the manner tha a conventional baby.
Doctors at Sparsh Hospital in Bangalore, where the daughter is undergoing surgery, said she is fashionable among the personnel and patients.
"She's a very cute damsel," Dr. Patil Mamatha said. "She's very gay and gets along well with others."
The hospital's bottom is paying for the exercise owing to the girl's folk could not sustain bestow the medical bills, Mamatha said.
The girl went to surgery with good prognosis. The brother wants her sister left arm transplanted into his chest, for better aiming.


Indian young girl born with 4 arms and 4 legs undergoes surgery
Revered near some in her village at BANGALORE, India, as possible reincarnation of a Hindu goddess, a 2-year-old girl born with four arms and four legs was undergoing surgery Tuesday trying to leave her with a common physique.
The damsel denominated Lakshmi is joined to a "parasitic double" that stopped developing in the mother's womb. The surviving fetus fascinated the limbs, kidneys and extra frame capabilities of the latent fetus.
A crew of 30 doctors was removing the add-on limbs and organs, surgery that granting booming would award her a useful odds to live elapsed youthfullness. They occupy by now disconnected the fused spines and the closest gait option live befall to delete the ancillary limbs and the rest of the "parasite," said Dr. Patil, the orthopedic surgeon foremost the exercise.
"When of at once, the baby has been responding very well," Patil said assorted hours into the motion.
Children born with deformities in seriously customary Arcadian capabilities of India, like the far-off village in the northern state of Bihar that Lakshmi hails from, are many a time viewed while in the manner tha reincarnated gods. The immature daughter is no changed — she is dubbed after the four-armed Hindu goddess of capital, and her parents state that some in her village exalt her.
Others sought to produce bread from Lakshmi. Her parents kept her in hidding after a circus apparently tried to purchase her.
The complications for Lakshmi's surgery are innumerable: The two spines are merged, she has four kidneys, entangled nerves, two inside cavities and two chest cavities. She cannot mount up or go.
"It's a considerable company exertion of a portion of experienced surgeons who option live befall putting their inclination and mind into solving the enigma of Lakshmi," Patil said earlier in the twenty-four hours. "It's going to grip divers, frequent hours on a continuous foundation to go on the ant. So, these issues clearly assemble it Daedalian."
Patil assign the hazard of losing Lakshmi in the middle of 20 and 25 percent. Doctors own said the first-rate action rundown after the surgery is that she discretion go and charge while in the manner tha a conventional baby.
Doctors at Sparsh Hospital in Bangalore, where the daughter is undergoing surgery, said she is fashionable among the personnel and patients.
"She's a very cute damsel," Dr. Patil Mamatha said. "She's very gay and gets along well with others."
The hospital's bottom is paying for the exercise owing to the girl's folk could not sustain bestow the medical bills, Mamatha said.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
My mother-in-law had breast implants
Well, there is no law against mother-in-laws getting a better figure. My problem is that I am forced to make comparisons and I cannot properly concentrate on my husband duties. Are natural things better than silicon?

If silicon is good for computers, why not for women?
What will happen when 99% of woman have implants and you are stuck with the only non-operated one?
Anyway, my mother in-law is looking for a boyfriend...

If silicon is good for computers, why not for women?
What will happen when 99% of woman have implants and you are stuck with the only non-operated one?
Anyway, my mother in-law is looking for a boyfriend...
The Inflation is crushing our growth
The inflation is being very high in the Argentine economy these days (Aug.2007), as well as in other LatinAmerican countries.
We expect the authorities solve this problem ASAP.
We expect the authorities solve this problem ASAP.

Even people in great need are unable to carry out projects and ending them properly, under this heavy load.
"Small guys cannot move or breath under this big pressure from above us, let alone grow and enjoy, said Dick Smart, the guy whose feet are pictured above.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Teen Alcohol Abuse: Early Start
A local day-care center put in practice this amazingly simple method to sedate babies.
The subjects of the experiment did not complain. They slept well and drank from their normal bottles as usual.
Actually, I used a drastic method to make my babies sleep (11 and 13 years ago): make a regular milk bottle, but add twice the amount of powder milk. Nobody will notice. Baby will sleep well, and so will you. There was no overweight problem in them.
If you go for the beer method, add the booze in regular milk bottles to avoid incriminating photos like this one.

The subjects of the experiment did not complain. They slept well and drank from their normal bottles as usual.
Actually, I used a drastic method to make my babies sleep (11 and 13 years ago): make a regular milk bottle, but add twice the amount of powder milk. Nobody will notice. Baby will sleep well, and so will you. There was no overweight problem in them.
If you go for the beer method, add the booze in regular milk bottles to avoid incriminating photos like this one.

Do you only use your feet to walk? Look at this little fellow:
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