He and his relative in the photo read carefully our webpage and paid special attention to the photos of naked women in it. "This one has two breasts and two eyes. The four of them, very small" - complained the alien. His human relatives agreed.
When asked about this site writings the readers commented: "The ideas in here are half baked, if you look at them with only one eye", they claimed. "Completely non-baked, if you use both".