Just a small non-false news I found that protects our right to spread False News for commercial purposes...
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SPREADING FALSE NEWS
181. Every one who wilfully publishes a statement, tale or news that he knows is false and that causes or is likely to cause injury or mischief to a public interest is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years. [R.S., c.C-34, s.177.]
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Note: The Supreme Court of Canada has ruled that this section violates the guarantee to freedom of expression under section 2(b) of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms and is of no force and effect: R. v. Zundel (1992), 75 C.C.C. (3d) 449, 16 C.R. (4th) 1, [1992] 2 S.C.R. 731.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
United Nations new Quality Standard for countries
A proposal for the U.N.
Listen, Mr. Kofi Annan...
The main world problems are war and hunger, which mostly arise from ignorance, racism, regionalism, nationalism, religion and other sectarian attitudes.
While the Muslim terrorism threat and the disproportionate West response continue to escalate, the world war problems will not be solved. The economic and social differences between countries can be softened and disregarded, but the religious identification of a whole country is impossible to conciliate with long-term peace.
The UN should take a more proactive attitude to end those problems, creating a quality standard for member nations.
The Standard will demand:
For states:
- Significant monetary contribution to the UN. This is necessary to enhance the role of the UN and to limit the ambitions of small territories looking for independence. Do Chechenia or Osetia or Tamil or others know that they will need to pay ambassadors in every country, and possibly an expensive UN Membership Fee?
- no identification of the state with any race, national origin, political ideas or any potential threat to peaceful coexistence.
- support of Internationalism rather than Nationalism.
- free press, free speech.
- freedom of communication and information
- UN audited democracy
- Defense-only military
- UN audited economy for equitable wealth distribution
- no public religion, full separation of State and Religion
- no death penalty
- compulsory state education for at least 7 years for every citizen. No religious education shall replace state education.
- no restrictions for emigration of citizens
- an immigration quota based on the growth of the economy, favoring citizens from other Standardized Countries.
- acceptance of the International Courts for international disputes
- integration of minorities
The states or countries adhering to the Peacefully Coexistence Standard will enjoy military protection from the UN against aggression from non-standardized countries. They will also receive special international help for disasters or emergencies.
For citizens:
- citizens will be required to learn a second language, selected among those frequently spoken in the region.
- citizens will be encouraged to travel and migrate to countries members of the UN Country Standard.
- citizens will be allowed to obtain International Citizen Status, be means of education and acceptance of the UN Country Standard. This status shall ease the emigration to Standard Countries and the procurement of a job.
Once a significant number of countries conform to the Standard, the world will be more peaceful, sustainable, and healthy place.
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Note:
Ban Ki-moon will replace Kofi Annan now.
Recently, Elton John proposed 'to ban all religions'. I somehow agree, although I suggest to discredit them instead of forbidding them.
There are keywords in my articles to make them SEO or 'search engine optimized' and improve our google and yahoo rankings.
World Peace, a new International order, strong United Nations and Peaceful Coexistance could be good keywords for this article.
Viral marketing electronic media
False-news is now being branded as a viral marketing electronic media, offering space to advertisers.
We write and publish your False-News here, and also submit it to Digg.com, Furl.com and many article websites.
We obtain great rankings for your keywords after a couple of weeks. And this is no false news...
Listen, Mr. Kofi Annan...
The main world problems are war and hunger, which mostly arise from ignorance, racism, regionalism, nationalism, religion and other sectarian attitudes.
While the Muslim terrorism threat and the disproportionate West response continue to escalate, the world war problems will not be solved. The economic and social differences between countries can be softened and disregarded, but the religious identification of a whole country is impossible to conciliate with long-term peace.
The UN should take a more proactive attitude to end those problems, creating a quality standard for member nations.
The Standard will demand:
For states:
- Significant monetary contribution to the UN. This is necessary to enhance the role of the UN and to limit the ambitions of small territories looking for independence. Do Chechenia or Osetia or Tamil or others know that they will need to pay ambassadors in every country, and possibly an expensive UN Membership Fee?
- no identification of the state with any race, national origin, political ideas or any potential threat to peaceful coexistence.
- support of Internationalism rather than Nationalism.
- free press, free speech.
- freedom of communication and information
- UN audited democracy
- Defense-only military
- UN audited economy for equitable wealth distribution
- no public religion, full separation of State and Religion
- no death penalty
- compulsory state education for at least 7 years for every citizen. No religious education shall replace state education.
- no restrictions for emigration of citizens
- an immigration quota based on the growth of the economy, favoring citizens from other Standardized Countries.
- acceptance of the International Courts for international disputes
- integration of minorities
The states or countries adhering to the Peacefully Coexistence Standard will enjoy military protection from the UN against aggression from non-standardized countries. They will also receive special international help for disasters or emergencies.
For citizens:
- citizens will be required to learn a second language, selected among those frequently spoken in the region.
- citizens will be encouraged to travel and migrate to countries members of the UN Country Standard.
- citizens will be allowed to obtain International Citizen Status, be means of education and acceptance of the UN Country Standard. This status shall ease the emigration to Standard Countries and the procurement of a job.
Once a significant number of countries conform to the Standard, the world will be more peaceful, sustainable, and healthy place.
-------
Note:
Ban Ki-moon will replace Kofi Annan now.
Recently, Elton John proposed 'to ban all religions'. I somehow agree, although I suggest to discredit them instead of forbidding them.
There are keywords in my articles to make them SEO or 'search engine optimized' and improve our google and yahoo rankings.
World Peace, a new International order, strong United Nations and Peaceful Coexistance could be good keywords for this article.
Viral marketing electronic media
False-news is now being branded as a viral marketing electronic media, offering space to advertisers.
We write and publish your False-News here, and also submit it to Digg.com, Furl.com and many article websites.
We obtain great rankings for your keywords after a couple of weeks. And this is no false news...
Throw that pen. Get a Chemical Signature
May I lick the contract?
The Chemical Signature is a simple concept: make your ink unique by mixing a new color and adding secret components. Even salt and sugar will do it.
Now, the custom ink could have been invented by Da Vinci, but without Internet it would have been very hard to associate a person with its Own Ink.
It is possible now for everyone to have a custom ink, adding safety to signatures and rubberstamps. The ink is obtained by mixing standard colors in different proportions. As a first step in validation, the colors are shown in a website, under a code.
The additional components that add safety to the OwnInk system are substances that are easy to detect, if you know what you are looking for. If you do not, you need a multimillion dollar lab and many hours of expert chemists or biochemists.
To know some of the secret components, the validator needs to register in a website. More components mean more safety levels, and more requirements for validators.
What is wrong with the $1 ball pen?
In these times of digital signatures, nobody pays attention to ink signatures, which are still made as in the Middle Ages, but move billions of dollars every hour. Ink signatures in paper will probably stay around until we extinct all the forests.
However, when handwriting analysts mention technology, they mean a magnifying glass. No changes have appeared in the way we sign and in how the signatures are verified. On the other hand, criminals have now scanners, graphic software and check software, enabling them to easily falsify any rubber stamp or signature, no matter how complicated.
As a result, attempted check fraud in US banks surpassed $4.32 billion in 2001, doubling for the 2nd time in 4 years (American Bankers Association Deposit Account Fraud Survey Report).
Not only banks need to verify signatures: notaries, universities, governments and those who face the globalized economy. And still, they rely on visual examination to compare signatures.
You can sign in any color, as long it is black.
There are a few obstacles for the Chemical Signature. For instance: Will Notaries accept signatures with Customized Safety Ink?. Probably not, because the law favors Black. One reason is that light blue is bad for xeroxing, but there is nothing wrong with other colors. Maybe the law can change. And there is nothing against chemical tracers.
It is also possible to sign in black (with subtle amounts of chemical tracers) and stamp in color. You need a stamp to state that "This document is signed / stamped with Custom Ink #123456".
Another problem would arise when you lose your pen or rubber stamping pad. Your ink can fall in the wrong hands. However, it is easy to implement a reporting system such as the one that Credit Cards have.
Is this document radioactive?
As a matter of fact, yes. If you are reading this in paper, it will be less radioactive than a computer monitor, but it still has a background radiation.
The ink can have radioactive components that are easy to identify and measure. However, if they stay below certain limits, no authority will complain.
Alternatively, some biological components can be added for extra safety and easy detection by a biochemical lab. DNA or saliva could be good options, but the company providing such an ink would be liable for handling hazardous materials. However, many biochemicals are safe enough to be included in the ink.
Fluorescent, magnetic and particulate components are also possible.
The love letter is worthless, but the ink is $890
Who is going to profit from the chemical signature?
The banks will save money in graphoanalysts and forged checks. Validator entities will earn from the simple and profitable chemical analysis. Resellers of the ink kits, pen makers and gift shops will also have a bite.
It is not clear how will Notaries perform when the rules of their business get turned upside down. Some will join the innovation and take advantage of it, while others will see their business disappear. Scam artists will certainly spend thousands in chemistry courses and lab equipment.
The product can be segmented into several price ranges. The simplest custom ink with few components and little guaranty will cost about $5, while the ultra-secure variety with a golden pen will go over 800.
Beyond all the safety issues, there is a powerful reason for the Chemical Signature to succeed: the impulse of people to affirm their personality, to be fancy and original.
Go to the OwnInk project site for more details.
The Chemical Signature is a simple concept: make your ink unique by mixing a new color and adding secret components. Even salt and sugar will do it.
Now, the custom ink could have been invented by Da Vinci, but without Internet it would have been very hard to associate a person with its Own Ink.
It is possible now for everyone to have a custom ink, adding safety to signatures and rubberstamps. The ink is obtained by mixing standard colors in different proportions. As a first step in validation, the colors are shown in a website, under a code.
The additional components that add safety to the OwnInk system are substances that are easy to detect, if you know what you are looking for. If you do not, you need a multimillion dollar lab and many hours of expert chemists or biochemists.
To know some of the secret components, the validator needs to register in a website. More components mean more safety levels, and more requirements for validators.
What is wrong with the $1 ball pen?
In these times of digital signatures, nobody pays attention to ink signatures, which are still made as in the Middle Ages, but move billions of dollars every hour. Ink signatures in paper will probably stay around until we extinct all the forests.
However, when handwriting analysts mention technology, they mean a magnifying glass. No changes have appeared in the way we sign and in how the signatures are verified. On the other hand, criminals have now scanners, graphic software and check software, enabling them to easily falsify any rubber stamp or signature, no matter how complicated.
As a result, attempted check fraud in US banks surpassed $4.32 billion in 2001, doubling for the 2nd time in 4 years (American Bankers Association Deposit Account Fraud Survey Report).
Not only banks need to verify signatures: notaries, universities, governments and those who face the globalized economy. And still, they rely on visual examination to compare signatures.
You can sign in any color, as long it is black.
There are a few obstacles for the Chemical Signature. For instance: Will Notaries accept signatures with Customized Safety Ink?. Probably not, because the law favors Black. One reason is that light blue is bad for xeroxing, but there is nothing wrong with other colors. Maybe the law can change. And there is nothing against chemical tracers.
It is also possible to sign in black (with subtle amounts of chemical tracers) and stamp in color. You need a stamp to state that "This document is signed / stamped with Custom Ink #123456".
Another problem would arise when you lose your pen or rubber stamping pad. Your ink can fall in the wrong hands. However, it is easy to implement a reporting system such as the one that Credit Cards have.
Is this document radioactive?
As a matter of fact, yes. If you are reading this in paper, it will be less radioactive than a computer monitor, but it still has a background radiation.
The ink can have radioactive components that are easy to identify and measure. However, if they stay below certain limits, no authority will complain.
Alternatively, some biological components can be added for extra safety and easy detection by a biochemical lab. DNA or saliva could be good options, but the company providing such an ink would be liable for handling hazardous materials. However, many biochemicals are safe enough to be included in the ink.
Fluorescent, magnetic and particulate components are also possible.
The love letter is worthless, but the ink is $890
Who is going to profit from the chemical signature?
The banks will save money in graphoanalysts and forged checks. Validator entities will earn from the simple and profitable chemical analysis. Resellers of the ink kits, pen makers and gift shops will also have a bite.
It is not clear how will Notaries perform when the rules of their business get turned upside down. Some will join the innovation and take advantage of it, while others will see their business disappear. Scam artists will certainly spend thousands in chemistry courses and lab equipment.
The product can be segmented into several price ranges. The simplest custom ink with few components and little guaranty will cost about $5, while the ultra-secure variety with a golden pen will go over 800.
Beyond all the safety issues, there is a powerful reason for the Chemical Signature to succeed: the impulse of people to affirm their personality, to be fancy and original.
Go to the OwnInk project site for more details.
This is a false news. Please disbelieve.
This article is published in False-news.com, then it is false.
As all news published in False-news.com, it intends to convey false news with some value: good idea, political stand, social criticism, wishful thinking.
We repeat: disbelieve what this article says. It is false news. Of course, if this is false, this is not a False-News. Then, it is as true as this 4 dollar bill:
False News publishes false news, but not only false news, but also:
- real news that look false, because of being weird, offbeat or unusual
- my views reversed and exagerated to form a false-news. A form of 'Reductio ad absurdum'
- possible news that call attention to some fact I deem important
- my wishful thinking converted into a false news
- inventions deserving to be real, because they can change our lives and need support
We have reported:
- inventions
- criticism of war and terror
- proposals for technology and better living
- requests for wothwhile causes
False-News.com is a Viral Marketing media, because News fly, no matter if they are true or false.
We are using is as part of our strategy to be quoted and obtain incoming links from all related sites in the Web. Incoming links are good for search engine ranking.
Besides False News, we also create and distribute software or scripts that users can use for amplification of their concepts or products.
False-news is not contradictory or paradoxal, thus, it is straigthforward, except for its essence, then it is authentically false, or it is not.
I hope you have it more clear now.
As all news published in False-news.com, it intends to convey false news with some value: good idea, political stand, social criticism, wishful thinking.
We repeat: disbelieve what this article says. It is false news. Of course, if this is false, this is not a False-News. Then, it is as true as this 4 dollar bill:
False News publishes false news, but not only false news, but also:
- real news that look false, because of being weird, offbeat or unusual
- my views reversed and exagerated to form a false-news. A form of 'Reductio ad absurdum'
- possible news that call attention to some fact I deem important
- my wishful thinking converted into a false news
- inventions deserving to be real, because they can change our lives and need support
We have reported:
- inventions
- criticism of war and terror
- proposals for technology and better living
- requests for wothwhile causes
False-News.com is a Viral Marketing media, because News fly, no matter if they are true or false.
We are using is as part of our strategy to be quoted and obtain incoming links from all related sites in the Web. Incoming links are good for search engine ranking.
Besides False News, we also create and distribute software or scripts that users can use for amplification of their concepts or products.
False-news is not contradictory or paradoxal, thus, it is straigthforward, except for its essence, then it is authentically false, or it is not.
I hope you have it more clear now.
Transparent Clothes: The only Prevention against suicidal bombers
The only prevention against suicidal bombers who carry explosives hidden in their clothes are transparent clothes. In that way, every one will be able to spot a suspicious package.
As a consequence, people will become more conscious about their fitness and will exercise more and eat less. Clothes designers will start working with plastic materials, which are easy to clean and do not need washer machines, detergent and other chemicals. Just a damp cloth rub once in a while.
Supposedly, the attraction of the female body is partly due to suggestive clothes. When private parts are no longer private, the charm disappears. We shall see...
Someone suggested that total nudity is also a solution. Not indeed. Clothes are necessary for decency, clean aspect, thermal protection and mostly: for pockets. Brands are also a commodity that clothes manufacturers will not relinquish: "I am ugly but I wear Gucci transparent pants".
Transparent cars are more of a challenge, because most of them are currently iron and aluminium. However, plastics are very advanced, and there should be a solution for this problem. Except the engine, most other parts could be made of transparent plastic. Car bombs, a current threat in many countries from Irak to Israel, will be more difficult to make.
Bullet-proof glass already exists, and it comes with some cars used by government officers and celebrities. So, creating whole doors out of glass should not be so difficult. The same goes for the roof, engine cover and other parts. The cars will be quite transparent, and hiding bombs will be more difficult, without serious impairment in functionality and price. They will be probably a little slower, because of the extra weight, but that is not much of a problem in most cities, where the car bomb risk is higher.
Transparent houses are also possible. Glass, plastic and air curtains can make them. Privacy will be a thing of the past, but who cares. In a city with several millions, like mine, spending time watching the neighbours is quite stupid. Illegal activities will be limited, because every passer-by will be a potential witness. Not only bomb making, but kidnapping, arm and drug stockpiling, under-age sex and other offences will be limited by the transparent walls.
Transparency will bring a few problems, but is a small price to pay for bomb safety. And some businessmen are probably working now on its advantages: new products will be needed real soon, if one want to fly, travel to troubled places or avoid long delays in checking points.
The king is not naked. He just wears a transparent cape....
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Note: I am fiddling with the keyword density of my articles now, in order to make them SEO friendly and improve our SE rankings.
I am convinced that the Security Industry will grow enormously in the near future, in the wake of the growing political uneasyness. There will be room to sell spying devices, safety electronic, surveillance equipment and other hi-tech gadgets.
Also, my company is an offshore provider for IT services, and I can provide surveillance personnel to watch safety webcams abroad. Most safety cams need to be watched, and not necessarily by local people. We can do at very low wages here in South America.
I expect software to solve this problem in the not-so-near future, but there is still plenty of room for humans in this job. You need to immediately decide if a disruption means an assault or it means a cat jumping, children playing or just the wind.
Watch for offshore IT workmanship as a significant offer in this blog. Creativity is done by me, but most programming and web design is done by employees or local freelancers.
False-news is now being branded as a viral marketing electronic media, offering space to advertisers.
We write and publish your False-News here, and also submit it Digg.com, article websites and social networking sites.
We obtain good rankings for your keywords after a couple of weeks.
As a consequence, people will become more conscious about their fitness and will exercise more and eat less. Clothes designers will start working with plastic materials, which are easy to clean and do not need washer machines, detergent and other chemicals. Just a damp cloth rub once in a while.
Supposedly, the attraction of the female body is partly due to suggestive clothes. When private parts are no longer private, the charm disappears. We shall see...
Someone suggested that total nudity is also a solution. Not indeed. Clothes are necessary for decency, clean aspect, thermal protection and mostly: for pockets. Brands are also a commodity that clothes manufacturers will not relinquish: "I am ugly but I wear Gucci transparent pants".
Transparent cars are more of a challenge, because most of them are currently iron and aluminium. However, plastics are very advanced, and there should be a solution for this problem. Except the engine, most other parts could be made of transparent plastic. Car bombs, a current threat in many countries from Irak to Israel, will be more difficult to make.
Bullet-proof glass already exists, and it comes with some cars used by government officers and celebrities. So, creating whole doors out of glass should not be so difficult. The same goes for the roof, engine cover and other parts. The cars will be quite transparent, and hiding bombs will be more difficult, without serious impairment in functionality and price. They will be probably a little slower, because of the extra weight, but that is not much of a problem in most cities, where the car bomb risk is higher.
Transparent houses are also possible. Glass, plastic and air curtains can make them. Privacy will be a thing of the past, but who cares. In a city with several millions, like mine, spending time watching the neighbours is quite stupid. Illegal activities will be limited, because every passer-by will be a potential witness. Not only bomb making, but kidnapping, arm and drug stockpiling, under-age sex and other offences will be limited by the transparent walls.
Transparency will bring a few problems, but is a small price to pay for bomb safety. And some businessmen are probably working now on its advantages: new products will be needed real soon, if one want to fly, travel to troubled places or avoid long delays in checking points.
The king is not naked. He just wears a transparent cape....
-------
Note: I am fiddling with the keyword density of my articles now, in order to make them SEO friendly and improve our SE rankings.
I am convinced that the Security Industry will grow enormously in the near future, in the wake of the growing political uneasyness. There will be room to sell spying devices, safety electronic, surveillance equipment and other hi-tech gadgets.
Also, my company is an offshore provider for IT services, and I can provide surveillance personnel to watch safety webcams abroad. Most safety cams need to be watched, and not necessarily by local people. We can do at very low wages here in South America.
I expect software to solve this problem in the not-so-near future, but there is still plenty of room for humans in this job. You need to immediately decide if a disruption means an assault or it means a cat jumping, children playing or just the wind.
Watch for offshore IT workmanship as a significant offer in this blog. Creativity is done by me, but most programming and web design is done by employees or local freelancers.
Viral Marketing Media
False-news is now being branded as a viral marketing electronic media, offering space to advertisers.
We write and publish your False-News here, and also submit it Digg.com, article websites and social networking sites.
We obtain good rankings for your keywords after a couple of weeks.
Extreme Web Promotion Ideas
You need to obtain a memorable URL, publish your contents and promote the address in your town, country or the entire world.
Ideas:
- get a tattoo in hour forehead
- carve your URL in your shoes sole, for track imprinting
- name your son as the main domain, like False-News Smith. Did you know that Paris Hilton is a promoter for the big hotel in France?
- change your lastname to your URL
- paint your URL in big letters in your car
- use your URL as name in forums, and publish controversial statements. I do it as DomainGrower and others.
- get naked in a busy street corner, and promote the URL painted in your skin. If you are old and wrinkled, hire a young, ambitious model.
- rubber stamp your URL in the public ad spaces in your city. Choose a good spot, like the cheek of a model.
- choose a calling logo
- create strange images, like an invented animal of a paste-up of two popular faces
- write a book with the URL as a name. Find a clever subtitle to explain what is the book about. If you cannot write a book, buy the manuscript from some starving artist or ghost writer like me.
- invent a game
- get a weird pet. If you can get a Komodo Dragon, fine. Otherwise a cat will have to do. Name it as your URL. Lose it. Ask in every Lost and Found forum for your lost pet. Some TV shows also have a free space for that. Provide your email in the form: Desperate@false-news.com or whatever your URL is.
- write a book with the URL as a name. Find a clever subtitle to explain what is the book about. If you cannot write a book, buy the manuscript from some starving artist or ghost writer like me.
Ideas:
- get a tattoo in hour forehead
- carve your URL in your shoes sole, for track imprinting
- name your son as the main domain, like False-News Smith. Did you know that Paris Hilton is a promoter for the big hotel in France?
- change your lastname to your URL
- paint your URL in big letters in your car
- use your URL as name in forums, and publish controversial statements. I do it as DomainGrower and others.
- get naked in a busy street corner, and promote the URL painted in your skin. If you are old and wrinkled, hire a young, ambitious model.
- rubber stamp your URL in the public ad spaces in your city. Choose a good spot, like the cheek of a model.
- choose a calling logo
- create strange images, like an invented animal of a paste-up of two popular faces
- write a book with the URL as a name. Find a clever subtitle to explain what is the book about. If you cannot write a book, buy the manuscript from some starving artist or ghost writer like me.
- invent a game
- get a weird pet. If you can get a Komodo Dragon, fine. Otherwise a cat will have to do. Name it as your URL. Lose it. Ask in every Lost and Found forum for your lost pet. Some TV shows also have a free space for that. Provide your email in the form: Desperate@false-news.com or whatever your URL is.
- write a book with the URL as a name. Find a clever subtitle to explain what is the book about. If you cannot write a book, buy the manuscript from some starving artist or ghost writer like me.
Vaginal Odometer Invented: How many miles has this organ been travelled
The False-News Agency announced the invention of the Vaginal Odometer, a device for those jealous husbands or boyfriends that want to protect their women's chastity.
The device is very small, under 0.1 inch diameter, and it is injected subcutaneously in the female pubis skin. It has a pressure sensor, activated by rhythmic pressure of the pubis against any firm object. The count is kept in a microchip powered by a small battery which lasts 2 years. Radio waves emitted by the chip write to a digital master counter and tell the number of times the device detected sexual-like activity. It keeps track of time, duration and intensity.
There is a master counter that detects the radio frequency emitted by the odometer. It must be located very close to the odometer and it has an USB plug that can be attached to any PC. The data are in Excel format and password.-protected.
The Vaginal Odometer comes in 3 versions: Light, with 128 mb of memory; Medium, with 256 mb and Hard, with 2 giga.
Sexual activity is measured in miles, as in motor vehicles. The average married couple produces 10 pushes per encounter. Each push equals 6 inches, more (hopefully) or less. Thus, in a year with one weekly encounter, the odometer will record 0.1 mile. The inventor said that 128 mb of memory will be more than enough for this distance.
However, boyfriends and lovers travel much longer, about 2 miles per year. The Medium and Hard models are strongly recommended here.
Horse-back riding is the only known activity that could trigger the odometer in a sexual-like manner.
Several Arab countries are interested in licensing the device.
Feminist groups are already trying to figure out how to cheat the device, and trying to adapt it for male use.
Not all women are enemies of the Odometer. A few early adopters are working towards an entry in the Guinness Book of Records.
The vaginal odometer still does not have the ability to identify the person responsible for the pubic pressure. The inventors are currently working on that.
The device is very small, under 0.1 inch diameter, and it is injected subcutaneously in the female pubis skin. It has a pressure sensor, activated by rhythmic pressure of the pubis against any firm object. The count is kept in a microchip powered by a small battery which lasts 2 years. Radio waves emitted by the chip write to a digital master counter and tell the number of times the device detected sexual-like activity. It keeps track of time, duration and intensity.
There is a master counter that detects the radio frequency emitted by the odometer. It must be located very close to the odometer and it has an USB plug that can be attached to any PC. The data are in Excel format and password.-protected.
The Vaginal Odometer comes in 3 versions: Light, with 128 mb of memory; Medium, with 256 mb and Hard, with 2 giga.
Sexual activity is measured in miles, as in motor vehicles. The average married couple produces 10 pushes per encounter. Each push equals 6 inches, more (hopefully) or less. Thus, in a year with one weekly encounter, the odometer will record 0.1 mile. The inventor said that 128 mb of memory will be more than enough for this distance.
However, boyfriends and lovers travel much longer, about 2 miles per year. The Medium and Hard models are strongly recommended here.
Horse-back riding is the only known activity that could trigger the odometer in a sexual-like manner.
Several Arab countries are interested in licensing the device.
Feminist groups are already trying to figure out how to cheat the device, and trying to adapt it for male use.
Not all women are enemies of the Odometer. A few early adopters are working towards an entry in the Guinness Book of Records.
The vaginal odometer still does not have the ability to identify the person responsible for the pubic pressure. The inventors are currently working on that.
The Dirty-Cheap Personal Mine Detector
The US military is using robotic mine detectors in Iraq and Afganistan, but the cost is really high: $20,000 each, and they need a lot of them.
Making an effort to those poor countries that still have land mines, we deviced a simple detector that can be pushed by a person or an animal.
Soldiers on foot were used as guinea pigs to explore mined fields since the American Civil War. Now there is a better solution for under $40. The handles can be enlarged by any long piece of wood, such as broom handles.
We can provide cheap solutions for big problems, preferently website promotion, rather than mine detection.
Making an effort to those poor countries that still have land mines, we deviced a simple detector that can be pushed by a person or an animal.
Soldiers on foot were used as guinea pigs to explore mined fields since the American Civil War. Now there is a better solution for under $40. The handles can be enlarged by any long piece of wood, such as broom handles.
We can provide cheap solutions for big problems, preferently website promotion, rather than mine detection.
Ecologic Vehicle runs on grain
President Bush insists on renewable fuel derived from crops, and signed agreements with Pres. Lula of Brazil and others.
Fidel Castro recently criticized Bush, saying that the proposal is impossible to achieve, and it will cost more money to fill the car with ecologic fuel than 10 poor persons eating out in a fancy restaurant.
I would say Castro is right. Food is expensive, no matter what. The only solution would be to extract energy from cellulose, which is the useless vegetation that most animals reject. Even the bacteria that convert greens into methane gas (methanobacteria) are picky with wood and thorny branches and leaves.
My preferred aproach would be to grow termites. Termites digest useless vegetation and can produce fuel by fermentation and passage thru chicken, worms or other animals. However, there is still some research to do.
In the meantime, I will starting to use a vehicle with gives 100 miles on 5 dollars of food. It speeds from 0 to 80 km per hour in a few seconds, produces no carbon monoxide and fixes itself when broken.
It has four legs instead of wheels.
Fidel Castro recently criticized Bush, saying that the proposal is impossible to achieve, and it will cost more money to fill the car with ecologic fuel than 10 poor persons eating out in a fancy restaurant.
I would say Castro is right. Food is expensive, no matter what. The only solution would be to extract energy from cellulose, which is the useless vegetation that most animals reject. Even the bacteria that convert greens into methane gas (methanobacteria) are picky with wood and thorny branches and leaves.
My preferred aproach would be to grow termites. Termites digest useless vegetation and can produce fuel by fermentation and passage thru chicken, worms or other animals. However, there is still some research to do.
In the meantime, I will starting to use a vehicle with gives 100 miles on 5 dollars of food. It speeds from 0 to 80 km per hour in a few seconds, produces no carbon monoxide and fixes itself when broken.
It has four legs instead of wheels.
Assassinations for $2000 publicly announced
Have gun, will travel everywhere...
Reading free classified ads I found a disturbing announcement for Inexpensive Hit Men. The add links to a free hosting service in Spain, where the hosted page details the offer in great detail. Free email accounts are provided for contact, and the publishers promise "we end with your enemies" and "we provide you the peace that you long for" .
The website is in Spanish, and it offers "testimonials from satisfied clients in South America". I am within reach, so I am cautious about my writings.
The website alone does not mention killings, but the ads do.
I wrote to the webmaster of the hosting service, but I did not get an answer. Thus, I am writing this posting to see how the online community reacts to it.
I erased the contact data from the reproduced pages, but they are available for law enforcement officers.
I wonder where lies the responsibility of webmasters and search engines for a posting like this. The combined effect of a website, free ads and indexation creates a potential deadly business.
As a webmaster, I often need time to clean spam from comments or forum postings. But I do not police all of them, and I risk hosting dangerous ads like this.
Is a Web Police the solution? A WebPolice website? A complaint to search engines? Please comment.
Unlike other postings in False-News.com, this is a false false news, so it is real.
Reading free classified ads I found a disturbing announcement for Inexpensive Hit Men. The add links to a free hosting service in Spain, where the hosted page details the offer in great detail. Free email accounts are provided for contact, and the publishers promise "we end with your enemies" and "we provide you the peace that you long for" .
The website is in Spanish, and it offers "testimonials from satisfied clients in South America". I am within reach, so I am cautious about my writings.
The website alone does not mention killings, but the ads do.
I wrote to the webmaster of the hosting service, but I did not get an answer. Thus, I am writing this posting to see how the online community reacts to it.
I erased the contact data from the reproduced pages, but they are available for law enforcement officers.
I wonder where lies the responsibility of webmasters and search engines for a posting like this. The combined effect of a website, free ads and indexation creates a potential deadly business.
As a webmaster, I often need time to clean spam from comments or forum postings. But I do not police all of them, and I risk hosting dangerous ads like this.
Is a Web Police the solution? A WebPolice website? A complaint to search engines? Please comment.
Unlike other postings in False-News.com, this is a false false news, so it is real.
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