Thursday, July 24, 2008

New writer here at FalseNews.com



We are interviewing new female writers for this blog, and the selected one will be creating many interesting, surprising, useless and false news.


Appartently some of them even know how to put 3 words together.

This news, as all here, is false, but it is worth looking at.

Actually, the girls are supposedly hookers working in my city. The problem is that some of those adult dating sites are known for publishing false photos. Once the client entered the office, he is offered something else (even an ugly, fat, tooth-less granma) but most of them are in no condition to reject the offer. And they can bargain for a discount.

Anyway, if some of these girls is really available I will hire her as a photo model for my intelectual readers...

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Naked News Anchor for Diggers


Recently a Russian news show surprised the world with attractive women taking out their clothes as the news approached its end. Suddenly, every guy was interested in knowing the end of the most irrelevant stories, like a lost cat in Beluchistan or a new statue erected (or destroyed) in Vladivostok.

The example was soon followed by news anchor in other TV stations around the world, with or without 'glasnost'.

Thus, it should not be a surprise the announce by Theresa Lyon, newbie Digger, about her taking out her clothes and show pieces of her anatomy as her news gets digged.

Theresa, pictured above, is a 21-y.o. from Albany, NY, who studies and waits tables in a local fast-food. She offered this increasingly hot scheme:
- miniskirt with 5 diggs
- 2 more bath suit photos with 10 diggs
- a small piece of skin with 20 diggs and 5 fans
- naked from waist up with 30 diggs and 10 fans
- naked to the waist, starting in both ends, with 40 diggs and 20 fans
- very bold photo #1, with 60 diggs and 30 fans
- very bold photo #2, with 80 diggs and 40 fans
As a scheme to get to Digg front page it seems quite original.
You will soon see here if it works or not.
Thanks Theresa for your deep insight into Digg ultra-secret algorithm...

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Tree man from the Hobbit reported alive


Old Man Willow, a tree man in The Hobbit, was not only a myth. A guy in Indonesia, pictured here, suffers from a strange condition that resembles the fictional character. Doctors asume he has warts caused by Human Papiloma Virus, the same agent that commonly infects the female cervix and could cause cancer.
The virus is not treatable by current antiviral drugs, at least in every case.
Vitamin A could be helpful in cases such as this, but there is no guarrantee of success. The reason for this extreme infection could be a weak immune system or a very aggressive viral strain, or both.
This person, named Dede, used to be part of a freak show in Bandung, Indonesia, in order to earn some money, but now he is in a hospital. The doctors made no promises...

Sunday, November 11, 2007

4 armed/4 legged Indian Girl had a 22-year old brother who succeeded in soccer

4 legs, 4 arms can be very useful in sports, as demonstrated by these photos of an Indian girl and his elder brother.

The girl went to surgery with good prognosis. The brother wants her sister left arm transplanted into his chest, for better aiming.




4-armed, 4-legged person


Indian young girl born with 4 arms and 4 legs undergoes surgery



Revered near some in her village at BANGALORE, India, as possible reincarnation of a Hindu goddess, a 2-year-old girl born with four arms and four legs was undergoing surgery Tuesday trying to leave her with a common physique.

The damsel denominated Lakshmi is joined to a "parasitic double" that stopped developing in the mother's womb. The surviving fetus fascinated the limbs, kidneys and extra frame capabilities of the latent fetus.

A crew of 30 doctors was removing the add-on limbs and organs, surgery that granting booming would award her a useful odds to live elapsed youthfullness. They occupy by now disconnected the fused spines and the closest gait option live befall to delete the ancillary limbs and the rest of the "parasite," said Dr. Patil, the orthopedic surgeon foremost the exercise.

"When of at once, the baby has been responding very well," Patil said assorted hours into the motion.

Children born with deformities in seriously customary Arcadian capabilities of India, like the far-off village in the northern state of Bihar that Lakshmi hails from, are many a time viewed while in the manner tha reincarnated gods. The immature daughter is no changed — she is dubbed after the four-armed Hindu goddess of capital, and her parents state that some in her village exalt her.

Others sought to produce bread from Lakshmi. Her parents kept her in hidding after a circus apparently tried to purchase her.

The complications for Lakshmi's surgery are innumerable: The two spines are merged, she has four kidneys, entangled nerves, two inside cavities and two chest cavities. She cannot mount up or go.

"It's a considerable company exertion of a portion of experienced surgeons who option live befall putting their inclination and mind into solving the enigma of Lakshmi," Patil said earlier in the twenty-four hours. "It's going to grip divers, frequent hours on a continuous foundation to go on the ant. So, these issues clearly assemble it Daedalian."

Patil assign the hazard of losing Lakshmi in the middle of 20 and 25 percent. Doctors own said the first-rate action rundown after the surgery is that she discretion go and charge while in the manner tha a conventional baby.

Doctors at Sparsh Hospital in Bangalore, where the daughter is undergoing surgery, said she is fashionable among the personnel and patients.

"She's a very cute damsel," Dr. Patil Mamatha said. "She's very gay and gets along well with others."

The hospital's bottom is paying for the exercise owing to the girl's folk could not sustain bestow the medical bills, Mamatha said.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

My mother-in-law had breast implants

Well, there is no law against mother-in-laws getting a better figure. My problem is that I am forced to make comparisons and I cannot properly concentrate on my husband duties. Are natural things better than silicon?

gramy surgery

If silicon is good for computers, why not for women?

What will happen when 99% of woman have implants and you are stuck with the only non-operated one?

Anyway, my mother in-law is looking for a boyfriend...

The Inflation is crushing our growth

The inflation is being very high in the Argentine economy these days (Aug.2007), as well as in other LatinAmerican countries.

We expect the authorities solve this problem ASAP.


inflation scare

Even people in great need are unable to carry out projects and ending them properly, under this heavy load.

"Small guys cannot move or breath under this big pressure from above us, let alone grow and enjoy, said Dick Smart, the guy whose feet are pictured above.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Teen Alcohol Abuse: Early Start

A local day-care center put in practice this amazingly simple method to sedate babies.

The subjects of the experiment did not complain. They slept well and drank from their normal bottles as usual.

Actually, I used a drastic method to make my babies sleep (11 and 13 years ago): make a regular milk bottle, but add twice the amount of powder milk. Nobody will notice. Baby will sleep well, and so will you. There was no overweight problem in them.

If you go for the beer method, add the booze in regular milk bottles to avoid incriminating photos like this one.




Do you only use your feet to walk? Look at this little fellow:



Aliens endorse FALSE-NEWS.COM

After an interview by our staff, the alien in the photo made a statement endorsing our publication, certifying the fact that he is really an alien, and the false news about his existence are really so.

He and his relative in the photo read carefully our webpage and paid special attention to the photos of naked women in it. "This one has two breasts and two eyes. The four of them, very small" - complained the alien. His human relatives agreed.

When asked about this site writings the readers commented: "The ideas in here are half baked, if you look at them with only one eye", they claimed. "Completely non-baked, if you use both".

Sugar-covered GPS chips for roach nest detection

Nanotechnology is making progress. Now the smallest GPS trasmitters are small enough to be ingested by roaches. Nest detection is then very easy with a cigarrette-box sized detector.

Experiments are being conducted with rats, mice, hornets, inguinal lice and other bugs. Different flavours and colours help the GPS bugs look more attractive to bugs.

As expected, roaches prefer sugar, while mice die for cheese.

False News Contest: the weirdest, the wittiest, the funniest

False News is celebrating his recent surge in visitors (from 3 daily to almost 4)with a contest. The weirdest, the wittiest or the funniest articles submitted here before the end of August will be published and receive the "False News Award", an image that will be available in our site for at least 5 years. It will also have a page of its own and will be prominently placed in search engines around the web. It will also receive a free city tour and all-you-can-eat dinner at a fancy restaurant and other freebies.

Another prize is offered to the existing news in this site, and will be elected by popular vote.

You can publish any false news like "Intelligent Life found in 10th planet beyond Pluto and also in New Jersey" or things like that. The news does not need to be False and doesn't need to be a News. It just need to be weird, witty or funny.

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