Showing posts with label invention management. Show all posts
Showing posts with label invention management. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Vehicles Overturning: Never again

The Anti-overturning Springed Bar for vehicles has been finally invented.

After many accidents in which the vehicle overturned in a curve and caused damage to itself or passenger, the False-News editor invented a simple safety device that solves the problem.




This device detects a dangerous angle of inclination of a vehicle, and launches a springed rod that knocks on the floor and makes the vechicle bounce back to vertical position.

It mounts on the roof of the vehicle. Most needed in double-decker long distance buses, but most likely to be adopted first by Hollywood film-makers.

The adjusting bolt allows triggering at varying angles, ranging from 45 to 65 degrees, depending on the relative height of the gravity center of the vehicle.

As a result of the spring action, there is no damage to the lateral side of the vehicle. The impact of the accident is buffered.

2 or 4 devices are needed for every vehicle, half oriented to each side.

The complete set of 2 or more bracket-mounted rods doubles as a baggage carrier.

A search in IBM's patents website showed nothing like my invention.

This is a false false news. Thus, it is a true news.

We are waiting for someone willing to invest for patenting and manufacturing.

See this page for drawings.

Would any kind reader send us a better drawing. Or even better, an animated gif? You will certainly help save lives!.

Human Powered Flight: At last

A great human-powered flight invention was revealed today at the False-News Agency, surprising everyone for its simplicity and potential.



Paragliding is very common, but it is limited by wind and geographic features that allow climbing before being able to jump.

Motor paragliding is very simple, and can be carried out with a low power (50cc) engine. However, the amount of energy required by it is about 350 Watt, the amount developed by a good skinny biker.

Many stupid enterprises were carried out by stupids wanted to set another stupid record, but no one decided to fly with its legs.

The invention is just a paraglider, a propeller and bycicle pedals and chain. Conceiving, designing, putting together all the materials, testing and writing, took an amazing half an hour.

See:

human propelled paraglider


Human-powered flight will be a convenient transportation medium, plus an excellent exercise and extreme sport.

Ask us about the patent rights. Send us your views. Send us a few bucks and we will go ahead on this.

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